Forrest Gump once said, "Stupid is as stupid does." That quote rang so very true last night at my bulgarian language tutoring session. My tutor is trying a new learning strategy with me and, well, needless to say, it is really tough.
Together we are reading Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring. Now...I have read this book and watched the movies several times during famous Lord of The Rings marathons. Throw all that previous knowledge and understanding out the window when trying to read novels in bulgarian.

Bilbo 'Torbins' (not Baggins) is the main character of the first part of the book. Don't ask me why Baggins is not a direct translation. Must be because the word for "bag" in bulgarian is "torbichka", therefore Torbins. Haha I got a laugh when I actually figured that out too. Either way, we all how the story goes and so did I when I read it...back in high school...in english. Yesterday however, it was like I had amnesia and just forgot the entire plot. Or maybe because it is such a familiar text to me that when I saw it distorted in bulgarian, I became confused about what I was reading. Maybe I am not as good at bulgarian as I thought. Or maybe, because I haven't had a tutoring session in 3 weeks, eeeeekkk.
However, this humbling experience is teaching me way more words than a silly grammar or vocab lesson. The prose of the book uses words that are really useful...and then again some not so useful, for example НЕИЗЧЕРПАЕМА (inexhaustible) and ГРАФСТВОТО (shire). I will probably never use either of these words again, but hey it is actually kinda fun learning things indirectly like this. After only 4 paragraphs we stopped. Tired from one hour of reading, translating and re-reading we called it quits.
Bilbo Torbins hasn't even had his birthday party yet. Gandalf hasn't been introduced. And I await to see how may days it takes us to actually set out on our journey to Mordor! I am not sure two years will be enough time to even finish the first half of the first book in the trilogy. Ugh, but if there are more unuseful words like неизчерранамфнаосдгиагкнг;ахг, then it may take even longer.
Last night I never felt more stupid in my life. But I think that will be a one time event ;)